July 20, Grand Rapids/Caledonia, MI

Thanks to John Weldy for directly emailing this review to us!

In debatably the worst show site I have ever watched or performed a drum 
corps show in, a relatively small crowd watched a total of ten drum and bugle 
corps from all areas east of the mississippi.  I heard from a sometimes-DCW 
writer that I sat by that this show site was more or less settled on after 
having a heck of a time finding a better place.  "No, really?" I thought.

The first corps of the night was Mirage II (Exhibition).  Moving leaps and 
bounds over what they did two weeks ago, I could actually understand what 
they were playing.  In fact, I and a few others around me wondered why they 
weren't competing, because chances are that they would not have been last.

Next on was one of the big blunders of the night.  "The Coachmen," said the 
announcer, "Will now perform the national anthems of Canada and the United 
States."  Well, he was half right.  Everybody stood and listened to them play 
"The Star Spangled Banner" and then watched in confusion as the drum major 
led them out of the stadium.  "Ummmm...you forgot one!"  If I was the Kiwanis 
Kavaliers', I'd be very irate.

Marion Cadets (5th, 55.2) were the first corps in competition.  Sporting only 
5 horns, these kids were simply amazing.  In a top 12 corps, when one guy 
takes a breath or even decides not to play for an entire tune, nobody can 
tell.  In a five man hornline, if one guy drops, you lose a section.  Marion's 
horns showed an impressive display of maturity.  These kids could all play, 
and they very rarely even missed a note.  Most impressive, though, was the 4 
member (sometimes adding the drum major) color guard that could give 
personality lessons to guards 8 times their size.  I was admittedly suprised 
to hear them above Mirage, PRC, and even the Coachmen (at their home show)due 
to their size, but with their personality, they definately deserved it.

Next up were the Racine Scouts (9th, 42.5).  Racine suffered from a lethal 
dose of "our staff doesn't know what direction they want to go with our show," 
which is fine for a corps that just goes out to have fun, but if they would 
want to take it up a level, they would need to change.  They play a menagerie 
of musical selections with no real rhyme or reason, ranging from classical to 
jazz-like.  The oddest thing about the show, though, was their stabs at 
humor.  While sometimes hilarious (such as the imitation of the corps mocking 
their marching instructor during rehearsal), these vignettes seemed out of 
place.  Funny shows are great, but the music then should not be as serious.  
The corps' strong point was playing loud.  When they parked and blew, it 
reminded you that you were at a drum corps show and not a band show.

Mirage Sr. (8th, 44.1) followed Racine with a more cohesive and academic show 
of music from Stargate.  Mirage seemed to really understand this show and all 
it's eccentricities, even if the crowd didn't.  Music was solid throught, 
with a more reserved style that works well for other small corps such as the 
Golden Lancers.  Guard work was somewhat ragged and also disjointed 
designwise, but I still was suprised to see them just a point and a half 
above Racine.

The pre-intermission lineup was fleshed out by Phantom Regiment Cadets (7th, 
47.6).  Their show was a classic example of a staff trying to grasp extra 
points for symbolism that isn't really there.  This was immediately revealed 
by the presence of three large backdrops.  The first was the circular groove 
with James Bond in the middle design.  The second was the 007 with a pistol 
logo.  The third was a set of three tarot cards.  I am reminded of a song I 
learned from public TV when I was 5, "One of these things is not like the 
others."  Overall, the Regiment Cadets did a feeder corps show with a feeder 
corps attitude...which is just fine because that's exactly what they are!  
The highlight of the show was two little guys in the pit who couldn't be more 
than 6 years old who both just played their hearts out.

Being their home show, the Coachmen (6th, 51.5) placed themselved in the 
after-intermission block with the "big boys".  The Coachmen were really on 
fire for this show and it showed.  They improved quite a bit since I last saw 
them two weeks ago, but the biggest difference was their attitude.  When they 
really go for it, this show actually makes a lot more sense than the 
disjointed song titles would reveal.  Some things, such as the "church bells" 
in Amazing Grace, still don't fit too well, but I was among those dumbfounded 
to see them lower than 5th. 

Kiwanis Kavaliers (3rd, 74.3) embraced their task of waking up the crowd and 
reminding us that, yes indeed, we were at a drum corps show.  I cannot 
possibly say enough good things about the Kavaliers this year.  Every time I 
see them, they improve dramatically and push their envelope.  What began as a 
mostly "me too" show has now evolved into a program worthy of the top 12!  
They push through their West Side Story program with a vengeance, not just 
requesting but demanding to be noticed and enjoyed.  The crowd was more than 
happy to oblige, giving them more positive feedback than any other corps of 
the evening, even the winning Crossmen.  All sections are meeting and 
exceeding their responsibilities.  The drums are better then they have ever 
been.  The horns are relentless, never letting the excitement and energy 
falter for a second.  But the real stars of the show are the color guard.  A 
very big guard for a non-top 12 corps (I counted 24), every one of them is 
top notch.  After seeing 4 girls march half their show at right shoulder 5 
times in a row, it was extremely refreshing and impressive to see 24 guys and 
girls in almost complete, exacting unison.  By far, the highlight of the show 
and the evening was Kiwanis' drum solo.  The trashcan drums have been 
maximized for ultimate visual and audial effect.  The crowd simply erupted.  
The only problems I see with this show are some M&M work which still needs to 
be done in the hornline and some staging near the end of the show that needs 
to be adressed in the color guard.  Even with these minor problems, I think I 
can safely say to the Kavaliers "Welcome to Semifinals".
 
After the fire that the Kavaliers set on the field, the Boston Crusaders (4th, 
72.0) were a letdown.  It's not that there's anything really wrong with BAC's 
show, it's just that there's not a whole lot right with it either.  While 
some may disagree with me, their Patriotic show is not too sappy and they 
only revert to blantant, stomach-churning patriotism once (the big 2-part 
American flags in the closer).  The biggest problem with BAC is the same as 
with many other corps, they're changing their beloved style.  I don't wanna 
see BAC play soft and pretty, I WANNA HEAR CONQUEST!!!!!!!  I can tell you 
the surest way for them to get a standing ovation, play Conquest while 
trooping the stands!!!

After writing my very scathing review of Glassmen (2nd, 81.2) two weeks ago, I 
considered retracting my previous comments.  After a second viewing of their 
show, I want to do nothing of the kind.  The 1996 Glassmen have again taken 
wonderful ideas and perverted them.  They come off the line in a military 
band emulation that could be quite impressive give more cleaning and snap-two 
styling.  The DM needs to relay the commands instead of the entire corps, but 
other than that, it could be quite impressive.  The problem with this 
extended physical warm-up is that it will tire the corps out before they even 
play their first note.  One of those things that looks great on paper, but 
just doesn't come off well.  The Gmen continue seamlessly with the 
breakstrain of "Stars and Stripes Forever", cutting off just before the big 
fortissimo theme kicks in, again the best joke in drum corps.  The opener of 
"Stars and Stripes" is actually done quite well (with the single exception of 
the mellophone translation of the piccolo countermelody) and the tiny bass 
drums even add a nice, playful element.  Then the Ives starts.  If ever there 
was a list of tunes that should never be played by a drum and bugle corps, 
this tune would be very near the top of the list.  This piece is simply too 
convoluted and the only reason they are getting any musical points from it is 
because the judges can't tell if they're playing it right or not.  The visual 
theme is equally convoluted, which is a nice attempt, but simply doesn't 
work.  Instead of making you want to try to follow everything, such as the 
segmented drill Steve Brubaker writes for the Cavaliers, this drill and body 
movement just makes you want to close your eyes.  I do not exaggerate when I 
say that this is the absolute worst production I have ever seen attempted by 
a drum corps.  They continue with a ballad I did not recognize.  This is 
performed well, but just as last year, the drums are still not playing.  When 
the drumline finally emerged, I leaned over to my friend and said, "Oh, the 
Glassmen are marching drums this year?  I didn't know that!"  The drum break 
is alright, but nothing special.  Then comes the highlight of the show, a 
minute of "Strike Up the Band."  It's sorry to say that such a cheesy tune is 
the high point of the show, but it truly is.  Horns and Drums are both in top 
form and excitement level is high.  Then comes the "Gershwin Medly" closer.  
This tune begins with 3 sop soloists all fracking at least one note and 
continues by juxtaposing a disjointed clump of Gershwin moments, mostly from 
"Rhapsody in Blue" and "An American in Paris."  Had they chosen just 
"Rhapsody", "American", "Concerto in F", or another Gershwin piece, they 
could have at least ended on a high note.  As it is, they play a 
barely-coherent series of 10-second segments.

Topping the field by a much more decisive margin than the scores reveal, the 
Crossmen (1st, 81.3) suprised me more than any other corps on the field 
tonight.  As they entered the field, I was imediately struck by their new 
uniform design of a dark red cross laid across the now-featureless front of 
their coats.  "Geez, that's tacky," I said.  And if you just look at one of 
them, they really are.  I always hate corps uniforms that put the corps 
symbol on the members' chests just like superheroes.  However, when you look 
at them as a group and the lights hit them just right (which would happen a 
lot more often in a better stadium), the effect is astonishing.  Now if they 
only had enough money to but some new contras.  The Crossmen come out blazing 
right off the line with a 100-member (horns & guard) flagline.  The effect is 
nothing less than breathtaking and it was by far the best visual effect of 
the night.  After 30 seconds, the horns pick up their instruments and begin 
"The Sultan Fainted".  This is a very demanding piece and the hornline is 
still having problems with the rapid tounging.  Other than that, the tune is 
performed very well.  You don't even notice that the hornline is an 
abbreviated version of itself (16 sop, 8 mello, 14 bari, 9 contra).  The 
second piece, however, is a different matter.  The Xmen attempt "A 
Nightengale Sang in Berkeley Square" in almost a verbatim version of the 
Manhattan Transfer.  The problem with this is that a 4 member vocal jazz 
ensemble that stands still while performing has a lot more flexability than a 
50 member brass ensemble that moves around.  In a nutshell, the rubato and 
exposure just plain does not work.  This tune will surely be the one that 
holds them back.  A better substitute may have been "Java Jive" or 
"Stardust".  In "Birdland", the Crossmen again find their guns and speed 
through this piece with a furor.  Showcasing a polyphonic/cacophonic section 
near the end that the crowd goes ape over, this tune is one of the highlights 
of drum corps this year.  In their victory concert (in which they regrettably 
only played Birdland...come on, guys...it's only 10 minutes...you owe it to 
your fans!), they did not even stand at attention...they just arc-ed up and 
jammed.  You can tell these kids really love playing this piece.

 
John Weldy

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